Aviation Humor

[Tracy Hale]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave us passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination.'

We were sitting in the eighth row and I thought to myself, 'Did I
hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, I asked 'Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' I said, 'I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing sir,' said the attendant, 'We no longer
call it the cock pit.'

'On this aircraft it's known as the Box office.'

[Matt Olieman]

LMRAO LOL LOL LOL and then some more......

[James Twomey]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to tell my wife this one.

[Michael Carter]

OMG, you owe me a beer! Bwahahaa!:D:D:D

[warvet]

hahahahahhaahahaaa yup thats funny, nice one Tracy ;)

Tim
A340
Canada

[Padraig]

Good one, thanks for the laugh :D

[Westozy's missus]

We can always trust the Hales to bring a sense of humour to this site - classic Tracy!!:p

[Tracy Hale]

I had to contribute my aviation humor :lol: Glad everyone liked it!

[Westozy's missus]

I'm presuming there will be Box Office tshirts too?

[Tracy Hale]

I'm presuming there will be Box Office tshirts too?

:lol: :lol: x10! Trev said "possibly"

[Westozy's missus]

:lol: :lol: x10! Trev said "possibly"

"Possibly" is as good as a "maybe" in my books - tell me when and where to place the order....:D Look forward to seeing the shoe design too - will they have buckles on them that look like TQ's??

[Tracy Hale]

"Possibly" is as good as a "maybe" in my books - tell me when and where to place the order....:D Look forward to seeing the shoe design too - will they have buckles on them that look like TQ's??

the shoe t-shirt won't have a picture of a shoe LOL! just the saying...have u read the shirt?

[Westozy's missus]

the shoe t-shirt won't have a picture of a shoe LOL! just the saying...have u read the shirt?

No - can't see it on the picture

[Tracy Hale]

No - can't see it on the picture

the shoe shirt says something like: Front: "All I wanted was a pair of shoes and I ended up with... Back: MyCockpit

[Westozy's missus]

the shoe shirt says something like: Front: "All I wanted was a pair of shoes and I ended up with... Back: MyCockpit

I LOVE IT - I want one - Gwyn huh can I can I???

[Tracy Hale]

Di, click on the t-shirt on the front page, then click on the t-shirt in the store. Select the style that you want on the right and the color. Make sure you also pick the right size. Buy with credit card! Don't need gywn for that :lol: :mrgreen: