Aviation Humor

[Tracy Hale]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave us passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination.'

We were sitting in the eighth row and I thought to myself, 'Did I
hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, I asked 'Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' I said, 'I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing sir,' said the attendant, 'We no longer
call it the cock pit.'

'On this aircraft it's known as the Box office.'

[Matt Olieman]

LMRAO LOL LOL LOL and then some more......

[James Twomey]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to tell my wife this one.

[Michael Carter]

OMG, you owe me a beer! Bwahahaa!

[warvet]

hahahahahhaahahaaa yup thats funny, nice one Tracy

Tim
A340
Canada

[Padraig]

Good one, thanks for the laugh

[Westozy's missus]

We can always trust the Hales to bring a sense of humour to this site - classic Tracy!!

[Tracy Hale]

I had to contribute my aviation humor Glad everyone liked it!

[Westozy's missus]

I'm presuming there will be Box Office tshirts too?

[Tracy Hale]

I'm presuming there will be Box Office tshirts too?

x10! Trev said "possibly"